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  Christmas Eve , back from our little family gathering and settled in trying to stay warm . I came in second in the ugly sweater contest , my nephew didn't wear a sweater but dressed as Cousin Eddie from the Christmas Vacation movie . Blue leisure suit , yellow shirt with holiday motif , pink and white narrow suspenders , and white patent leather shoes , he was the winner . Voting was by our facebook family and friends . Tons of food and desserts , so everyone left with full stomachs . Quite a pleasant way to kill a few hours on a cold winter day . Tomorrow we will be here at home , having a simple ham dinner with our signature sweet glaze , which makes amazing gravy . We only do this twice a year so we really look forward to it . The ham gravy , that is . I will eat ham for a week or two , but this is waaayyy better than deli or lunchmeat ham . Anyway , it is 10:30PM now , it's been a long but good day , and I'm tired and lazy . Buenos noches y via con Dios , amigos .