Well , I'm back here , been on the DL since Fri. the 4th . I had a biopsy (actually a dozen) on my prostate , and a spermatocelectomy on my right testicle . A spermatocele is a fibrous fluid-filled cystic mass on a testicle . This one was more than twice the size of the testicle it grew on . The prostate samples were harvested with a needle , which accessed the prostate through the wall of the colon . Another of my doctors described it as feeling like someone stuck a bbq lighter up your ass and pulled the trigger multiple times . As I was having a surgical procedure in the same operation , I was given general anesthesia , and felt nothing at all once I was positioned for the procedures . The Nurse Anesthetist did a perfect job , out and back in like the flip of a switch , no hangover or nausea from the process , instant lucidity on return to consciousness .
  Rrreeeeaallyyy long day today , tomorrow more details of the procedures and their complications . Thanks for your patience , good night and God bless .